Salutations, traveler of The Internets! Welcome to William's Bloody Hell, so named after our founder, Sir Bloody William.
He is seen in the likeness above in a rare, 19th century woodcut. This
image was rumoured to have been
commissioned after a bout of unpleasantness
in the White Chapel district of London. Do enjoy your stay and peruse our many, varied offerings, much of which cannot be found elsewhere!
Review by: Pet Shop Girl Reviews
The following review was completed on July 25, 2005 and is for Version 6: the zombies of death!!
SPLASH PAGE
A classic splash, containing an enter graphic, site requirements, and two external links, with everything perfectly aligned. 10/10
FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Fun! From the layout graphic alone, I can already tell this site is going to be highly entertaining. I say that in a good way, of course. Navigation is easy to find, and on the right hand side of the page, for a change. (Not something I see very often when visiting sites).8/10
LAYOUT
Nothing particularly mind-blowing, but it's obvious you are focusing almost entirely on content rather than appearance, so I think you can get away with the simplicity of it. The dominant colours of red and black support the morbid, horror themes of your site effectively. 11/20>
CONTENT
The fact that you have over 100 pages of content is a remarkable feat in itself - it also shows how committed you are to your website. I'm not exactly a huge fan of anime/manga - this is an understatement - but I don't have to be a fan to see that your artwork, particularly the Buffy Mini Mangas, are, in short, incredible. As an artist, I appreciated what I saw and totally commend your skills. I thoroughly enjoyed the reviews, particularly the movie and gaming reviews. I've seen many of the movies you've reviewed, so it was interesting for me to read someone else's opinion of them. I was quite engrossed in your X-Men Legends review, being a massive X-Men fan myself. Have you played The Next Dimension? I used to be addicted to it, back in the day. You've used your strong opinions wisely by creating a whole section full of rants - great idea! Where better to display your views and opinions than your personal homepage. Despite being a heavy smoker, I quite liked the style in which you wrote your "Silliness Of Smoking" rant - comical, with a subtle touch of aggression too, in my opinion. I hope I never meet you in a dark alleyway late at night! The Miscellaneous section provides refreshing, visitor orientated content, with more than a touch of interactivity. I absolutely love the idea of giving away burned cd's as prizes in your competitions, I've been thinking of doing that at my personal site for a while now. Damn, yet again I cannot be original! *kicks self*. Loving the song selection, too. (Massive 80's new wave/synthpop fan here!!) 20/20
SUMMARY
As I sit here at the computer in the middle of the night puffing away on the cigarettes you hate, I say to you - your site rocks! But keeping in line with the elaborate, long-winded sugarcoating style I seem to have adopted with PSG Reviews, I'll be more specific...William's Bloody Hell is no ordinary site - you've introduced a new concept to the meaning of blood and gore - intertwining these two elements with wit and sarcasm. It's unique, and what's more, it works! It's entertaining, humourous, and intelligent. William's Bloody Hell is a breath of fresh air that has broken away from the usual dullness and predictability other sites have to offer. Having spent over two hours at your site I can safely make such statements!
Overall score: 49/60
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