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:: My Boss's Daughter ::
by Thunderdude
Greetings and salutations,
Sometimes a movie surprises you. Sometimes you know what your getting into. "My
Boss's Daughter" starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid has both of these
things. The story obviously goes like this: Tom (Kutcher) works at a publishing
company and has the hots for Lisa (Reid), who is the boss's daughter. Tom wishes
to woo said daughter and get in good with his boss, General Zod.......... I mean
Jack (Terence Stamp). Tom's boss is an evil, over-opinionated dude that likes to
fire people for breathing wrong.
Tom gets suckered into house-sitting for the boss for an evening while his
daughter goes out to a party.
From here on out, everything turns to shit for our wannabe hero. Lisa's black
sheep brother (Andy Richter) stops buy to start off the troubles. The boss's
secretary (Molly Shannon) stops buy to try and talk the boss back into giving
her her job. She brings her nut job boyfriend with her and later her assortment
of ridiculous friends (which includes Carmen Electra typecast as eye
candy...naturally.....no, wait I heard they're
not). Tom also has to deal with the boss's owl that flew out of his cage.
Throughout the movie more outrageous characters enter the mix because the
writers told them too.
This movie made me laugh....a lot. I didn't even think it would be THAT funny,
but it was. The ensemble cast just kept getting bigger and weirder. To Tom's
bumbling straight man everyone else performs ridiculously well. Many character
actors are typecast to perfection, especially Michael Madsen as an angry drug
dealer. However, gross out humor did weave it's disfigured head in some ways
that even I felt were a little much. But screw political correctness, never gave
too much a damn for it anyway.
Aston Kutcher's bumbling character could have been played just as well by Jason
Biggs. Kutcher is just prettier, I guess. Tara Reid is there for eye candy, as
well she should be. Terrence Stamp plays a hardass who predictably softens up at
the end. At some point I wonder if he's just pissed off being in an Aston
Kutcher movie.
Despite the predictability and the cardboard cutout acting of the stars, this
movie was enjoyable for the laugh factor. The ensemble cast did well to keep
them coming. I would recommend this movie just to get a few laughs in.
I give it
solid B.
Always munching on stale popcorn........
